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I reget to inform you that your thoughts remain trapped within the confines of the Bermuda Triangle;
nothing can be done to retrieve them.
                          for (1 to 10)
                          print ERROR;

                        1
It seems that the past has found a way to infiltrate the sanctity of the present.
The intruder must be eliminated.
Debugging.

                       2
Your operating system seems to be out-of-date,
it is not compatible with the current social infrastructure of the world,
please downgrade your system to the  previous version.

                      3
Thank you for choosing mediocrity!
If you have any questions or complaints,
sucks to your ass-mar.

                        4
You have not subscribed to our standard service,
which is required for all use and participation.
Please purchase the necessary soft-wear at the nearest
retailer. No firewall, no service.


                             5
You must abide by the program hierarchy!
Allocating too much memory to optional software
inhibits your system from optimal operation.

                              6
You have not brought a towel with you to this juncture.
You may not pass go, you may not collect 200$.
Don't Panic, it's for the good of society.

                             7
The space-time continuum has seemingly fluctuated with
the nature of your system. Time has slowed as your system
has become incapable of basic operations.

                              8
Creep has been found on your motherboard.
Destroy the creep tumor to reclaim what's rightfully yours!
Oh wait, it's your ally's creep.

                           9
A Nigerian prince has offered you $10 Million dollars if you help fund his escape from the country.
Will you help him?
Press (Y) if Yes or (N) if No.
(Y)

                         10
"C:Windows" has been corrupted,
please delete all data and reformat your hard-drive.
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